The Dick Sits Game

Welcome to the outrageous and hilariously unconventional card game: The Dick Sits! Are you ready to embark on a horny and insatiable adventure as a BUTT? Given the holy quest to become the ultimate conqueror by sitting on all the DICKS in the land… Earn your position at the top by stretching your hole to the maximum and sitting on more than your fellow players! — Upgrade your play with The Dick Sits Deluxe Edition! All the fun of the game with refined and improved components. The Deluxe Edition contains: 1 x Big Game Box 1 x Rule sheet 1 x Neoprene Playmat 1 x Dice Tower 8 x Deluxe Unique Rotating Butt Dials 55 x Unique Dick Cards 55 x Unique Drawer Cards 1 x Custom Dice